Redneck Haiku

Posted in Fun & Games on December 11, 2001

You remember that issue of the Mensokie where we had all those haiku? Well, these were some that didn’t quite make it into the issue. Help yerself to some ‘Redneck Haiku’, courtesy of the East Texas Mensa Spectrum (editor Charles Dixon said members Elisa Maloff Reiter and Paul Fanning found them on the internet — thanks y’all). Post yer own haiku, redneck or otherwise, in the comments.


DESIRE

Darn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

you are my cousin

DEPRIVED

In Wal-Mart toy aisle

Wailing boy wants ‘rassling doll

Mama whups his rear


BEAUTY

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps


EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil


ALONE

Seeking solitude

Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files

For Restraining Order


DRAMA

Set the VCR

Dukes of Hazard Marathon

At 9 O’Clock


IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino


GATHERING

In the morning mist

Mama searches K-Mart

for Moon Pies and Red Man